I am feeling rather reclusive and especially mellow today. I spent quite a bit of bored minutes irritating nettie the nut, although she certainly shouldn't have been irritating. I was doint her a favor, picking off loose hairs and cat dandruff. It was like a free spa treatment for the furry-shorted, but instead of being greatful, she just twitched a lot.
I was considering becoming a proffesional cat dandruff-picker, but forget that. I'm going to open a cat spa. There are a few obstcles in the way though- cats would object to getting wet, additionally, i think manicures would only irritate them. Also, I con't give them specialized bottled water, because I just saw a news special on how awful bottled water is for the enviorment.
Now they're discussing how bad it is to feed wild parrots. (it was quite a surprise to methat we even had wild parrots, but anywho...). Well, I didn't have any plans involving that, which is good, unlike the botled water fiasco. Ah well. I've always been more of a tap water person anyway. I'll have to consult nettie. She can be my kitty spa buisness partner.
~~K the cat dandruff-picker and non parrot-feeder
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