Nettie the Nut

"What is that strange name?" you may ask. That would be a nickname for one of my four crazy pets, which actully outnumber the homosapiens in my household. The nut is a most interesting creature. Neffertiti, a cat named for the egyptian queen certainly lives up to her name. She knows that she practically runs the house, for the simple reason that we're deathly afraid of her potential wrath. When things don't go her way, she makes quite a show of getting on our laps, on our beds, and peeing. Right there. Also, we think she's a) schitzophrenic, b) psycotic, or c) both (a.ka. CRAZY). Furthermore, she's intelligent enough to teach herself how to open the back door and play trics on our other cat- a lethal combination. Did i mention that she likes to catch lizards? She doesn't just kill them either- no, that would be too humane. She likes to torture them andleave them half-alive and tailless for me to find behind bookcases. Can see why we're too scared to get her declawed?
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